Online Marketers Gifts

"We're on the internet - it's a site for sore eyes!"

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I should probably get out more.

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Connected to Technology.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Man doing a search on a computer

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I love this street...it's so real man...'