Online Strategist Gifts

Obsession with the Internet.

So begins the twitter wars.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The Decline of Europe

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

A collective sigh of relief.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Cyberwarfare

New Silk Road,

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."