Online Marketing Gifts

"Visit us online at www.saturn-planet.com"

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"It's a content farm!!!!"

"Weird - my targeted ads just changed to casts and slings and insurance."

"Does he know he's only got two followers?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Networking

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I should probably get out more.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

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