Brand Brainstormer Gifts

"I know: what if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk,' we'll insert the name of our own product."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Apples for sale

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

New Ideas in Business.

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."