Creative Brainstormers Gifts

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

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' A good idea '

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Eureka!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Edison: The Early Years,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'