Biz Idea Brainstormer Gifts

Dodgy Startups

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

Thinking Gears

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

New Ideas in Business.

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

'Frank, we need you to come up with an idea who's time has come.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

A man stealing another person's ideas