Idea Brainstorming Gifts

I've got to fight through my creative malaise. I've come up with a list of ways to eke out more money from customers. Let's hear 'em. Charge for extra pads of butter. It's okay, but it's boring. Right. How about: raise coffee prices; sell only day-old pastries; turn off the lights to save electricity ... Boring, boring, boring. Require people to make their own drinks? C'mon, you're not even trying.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Thinking Gears

Apples for sale

' A good idea '

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Eureka!

Bright idea

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Creative department

The Thought Process.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Worry tank

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Innovative

Blue sky thinking

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Good idea.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Thinking outside of the box

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."