Team Brainstorming Gifts

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Apples for sale

Thinking Gears

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

' A good idea '

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Welcome to the Team

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Bright idea

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Teamwork!

Creative department

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Worry tank

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."