Team Workshop Gifts

Teamwork

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Reach for the Star.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"The meeting will come to order."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

Go team!

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."