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"Founder or not, get rid of him - he's fouling up our new friendly bank image."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Team Leader

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'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Final words on gravestones.

Human Brain

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'