Geometry Wizard Gifts

Hollywood High School Math Department.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Pi Ala Mode.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Jewish Geometry

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Have you been working out?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."