Geometry Whiz Gifts

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

Gracie's baby toys.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"