Geography Whiz Gifts

Erie was once in New York, Maine used to be part of Massachusetts and West Virginia was carved out of Virginia. Ah, "altered states"!

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"I did okay, except for the part between the Atlantic and the Pacific."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Snowmen Around The World...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The High Line at Giza

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"He's my school project for science class."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Prostate: 51st State

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"