Map Whiz Gifts

Exit 89. Why don't you ask for directions? You're no roads scholar!

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Examinations.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Be open to help.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Elephant and Castle

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Music Quiz

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'