Navigation Whiz Gifts

'You are where you are.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Maths is fun!'

Lost around a military base.

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Recalculating!

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Networking

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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