Navigation Whiz Pillows

'You are where you are.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Maths is fun!'

Math Teacher

Lost around a military base.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Recalculating!

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Networking

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!