Browser Whiz Pillows

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

It's academic

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet