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Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Nerd tryouts.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

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"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

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"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

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The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"I'll give you a moment."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

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"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."