Window Whiz Pillows

'You fool, she was just about to jump in the bath when you rang the bell.'

The first car accident.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.