Wall Whiz Pillows

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Texturing the Walls

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Like father like son.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Bricklayer

Brick Red Paint...

"Honey, I think these carpenter ants in the kitchen are Amish!"

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'