Construction Whiz Pillows

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Mulch madness"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Like father like son.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'