Construction Whiz Pillows

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mulch madness"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Like father like son.

"What's that you're reading?"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

I've always been slower than computers...

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'