Mechanical Whiz Pillows

The Republican Machine

We found the problem it's your alternator.

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'Does anyone have a zanglethribber?'

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

Drastic Oil Change

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Evolution.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Simply put.'