Construction Geek Pillows

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Coming soon: 175,000 sq. ft. Inferiority Complex

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."