Water Whiz Pillows

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Lifeguard - Please Take A Number.

The first car accident.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Nerd tryouts.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Make it look like an accident.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

The Connoisseur.