Workspace Whiz Pillows

"I can't get my IT guy and my Feng Shui guy to agree on the new office renovation!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Like father like son.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!