Workspace Whiz Gifts

'Being open-plan allows us to bounce ideas around and communicate more freely as a group.'

"I can't get my IT guy and my Feng Shui guy to agree on the new office renovation!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Waiting for retirement.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Targets.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

I've always been slower than computers...