Map Whiz Prints

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Examinations.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Be open to help.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Elephant and Castle

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Music Quiz

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

It's academic

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'