Geography Wizard Gifts

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Pounding speeds up the computer.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Calculation Board - You Are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Prostate: 51st State

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.