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Pounding speeds up the computer.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

The High Line at Giza

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"