Geometry Wizard T-Shirts

Hollywood High School Math Department.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Pi Ala Mode.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Lemniskate

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Jewish Geometry

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Have you been working out?"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"