Geometry Wizards Gifts

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Jewish Geometry

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.