Geometry Enthusiast Gifts

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

Polygon man.

"I win. I win."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

A Rhombus.

'Call me Euclid.'

Recycling center for Klein bottles.

"Don't let the infinity throw you."

Cube of disappointment

Dog squared equals...

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"It's perfect."

We only go around once

"He thinks he's Mr. Right, but he's always wrong."

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"I ask myself, am I really a platonic solid or am I only a close approximation and I'm just fooling myself?"

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"I don't get it! Why do things like this happen?!"

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

'Here's looking at Euclid.'

The Reflex Brothers

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

'The first step: a straight line...'

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Three-dimensional, eh. What makes you so spatial? (Published originally on January 28, 2013).

Euclidean Dog.

At the office of Brown and Vinti: World-renowned circle designers.

As it turns out, danger doesn't come in shapes and sizes... the exceptions being the dodecagon and 3 feet 7 inches.