Metric Enthusiast Gifts

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Maths is fun!'

'190 divided by two...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Math Teacher

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."