Metric Enthusiast Prints

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'190 divided by two...'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Math Teacher

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."