Measurement Fanatic Gifts

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

Confusion in A Jar.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'More or less?'

Scientist with test tube.

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.

"Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator."

"But I digress..."

"Angry or Hangry?

Funky Facts: Sharks.

Onandonodon

I'm a nuclear physicist.

"Talk to you later. That guy Bell is here to show me his invention."

'Now, for the sake of argument, let's assume the sun will explode a week from Thursday.'