Measurement System Enthusiast Gifts

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Hectare?

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

New Scotland Metre.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

37.85 Litres Hats

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

'You weigh 14 pints.'

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'