Metric System Geeks Gifts

Hectare?

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Poetry repairman

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

Heavenly angles

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Hexagon.

"We're all metric now..."

"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

I think this tree understands shapes and angles. Uh-oh, where's he going with this? When an acorn becomes an oak, the first thing it says is "geometry."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

Early Greek Humor. I love Aristotle, but oh, Eu-clid!

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.