Metric System Aficionado Gifts

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Hectare?

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

The Polygon family at home

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Euclidean Dog.

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

"It's perfect."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

Dog squared equals...

Cube of disappointment

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."