Metric System Geek Gifts

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Poetry repairman

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Hectare?

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Recalculating!

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Heavenly angles

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Hexagon.

"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

I think this tree understands shapes and angles. Uh-oh, where's he going with this? When an acorn becomes an oak, the first thing it says is "geometry."

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'