Metric System Geek Gifts

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Poetry repairman

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Recalculating!

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Heavenly angles

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Hexagon.

"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'