Metric System Curious Gifts

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Poetry repairman

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Hectare?

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

37.85 Litres Hats

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

Echonomics Point

'You weigh 14 pints.'

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

"I was in a bad accident up in Canada. I came within a centimeter of my life."

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."