Metric System Explorer Gifts

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Hectare?

In Difficulties.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"The doctor will see you now."

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Feng Shwoops!"

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Sight test with a violin.

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'