Metric System Explorer T-Shirts

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

In Difficulties.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

"The doctor will see you now."

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"Feng Shwoops!"

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

Sight test with a violin.

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"Would the violin be any easier than this?"