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"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Poetry repairman

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Satis Factory Tour

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"We're all metric now..."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

New Scotland Metre.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

'Looks like he's hitting his targets'

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

'You weigh 14 pints.'

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

"I was in a bad accident up in Canada. I came within a centimeter of my life."

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."