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"And to Nathan, I bequeath 200 terabytes of photos."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Map of the human brain

Theorbo

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Musical genres

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Confirmation Bias

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Psychiatrist's diplomas: Guessing and Wishful Thinking.