Data Explorer T-Shirts

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"