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"And to Nathan, I bequeath 200 terabytes of photos."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Theorbo

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Musical genres

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Confirmation Bias

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Psychiatrist's diplomas: Guessing and Wishful Thinking.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number