Marketing Explorer Mugs

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

The Frog Prince

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

London Olympics.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."