Sales Explorer Mugs

"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

At the market

The Salesman

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'