Sales Explorer Pillows

"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

The Salesman

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The Origin of Creationism

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Evolution.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'