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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

The Frog Prince

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

London Olympics.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'